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09/08/2010 12:27 AM
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IFOWONRO (officially)
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When it comes down to it, ten billion quid to build the sheep a few Covered Outdoor Learning Areas wasn’t a bad price for (up to) three years of stable government (terms and conditions apply – fine print TBA). A great deal is going to be said about how it’s all going to work out, [...]
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09/06/2010 08:25 PM
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Just so you know, this is what’s going on right at this moment.
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09/06/2010 08:08 PM
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The hayride to hell
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Look fellas, cobbers, mates, we know that it is in fact Bush Week and will remain so for the discernible future, but get a bloody move on. Yes, both options are rubbish, but if you’re a dam half-full kind of person that means it doesn’t really matter which one you choose, so just make a [...]
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09/04/2010 08:20 PM
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How to ease the sleaze
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Let’s face it, unless you’re a political cartoonist, the NSW state Labor government isn’t very good. To a satirist, it’s not just fish in a barrel, it’s a barrel full of stinking putrescent fish that have been out in the sun too long. I could expand on this thesis, but Joe Hildebrand has already done [...]
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09/04/2010 05:27 AM
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The hossie trap
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Honesty and integrity are great things in a politician until it’s your bloke knocking back a billion clam bribe to give the libs the nod after your electorate’s been written off/taken for granted for the past two decades. But seriously, too much pork is bad for your health and while the Royal Hobart Hospital does [...]
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09/02/2010 06:42 PM
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Making ends meet
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All I can say is that it’s a huge relief to me and the rest of Australia that Rob Oakeshott was able to make the Liberal costings public before the Treasury leaker managed to do it. Turns out the leak might have been caused by some bloody great hole anyway.
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09/01/2010 08:00 PM
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What was that all about again?
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09/01/2010 08:08 AM
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The Kat with the chat?
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Picture, just for a moment, Question Time with Bob Katter in the Speaker’s chair…. got it? You know you want it.
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08/31/2010 07:36 AM
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Bill W.T.F. Heffernan
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Heff thought he’d give Rob a call to persuade him the Coalition was the smart choice to govern the country. Rob’s wife answered the phone. Heff told her to tell Rob that Satan had called. She hung up. Sensing that he may have upset her, Heff texted Rob saying he thought he was talking to [...]
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08/28/2010 08:00 PM
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Big potatoes
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Have I mentioned that I for one welcome our new rural overlords? (IFOWONRO for convenience (moving forward)). Anyway, I do, though I’m not entirely sure Julia and Tony would agree and if either of them manages to cobble together some sort of workable government out of this sack of potatoes, then I takes me newly [...]
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